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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

You can do it 👍

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You can do it 👍

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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  • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    How in the world could someone find the energy to…

    inhaling cocaine

    Ah, okay. Why is the answer always drugs?

    • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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      Because it’s not a sustainable lifestyle and we evolved accordingly.

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    7 hours ago

    She is fictional though.

    • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.deOP
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      No, you’re fictional! 😠😡

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        I’m fantastic. That is different.

  • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I recommend insufflation over inhalation unless you’re trying to dissolve your lungs

    • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      Like, up the ass? Well, I’m game.

      • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
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        9 hours ago

        Not what I meant but yeah let’s go

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    She dead tho

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      12 hours ago

      Only because of an evil malevolent entity.

      That’s not her fault. That was the red room.

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      You sure about that?

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    “and inhaling cocaine” kinda explains the rest

    • Skyrmir@lemmy.world
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      I was gonna say, I can’t afford cocaine, so I don’t think I could handle all that.

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        To be honest, she couldn’t either. She forced one of her BFs, Bobby, to start dealing drugs so she could get some for free.

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        You’ll be able to afford it with all the overtime you’ll be able to do!

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          I do coke so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke

          • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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            Its a circular economy

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          Makes sense, seems like a win win situation for me.

          • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world
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            It’s actually a requirement for this vicious circle.

            Booger sugar for energy - work hard as fuck to afford more snow white - snort some peruvian marching powder to continue working hard so you can afford more devil’s dandruff

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        Sounds like a bootstraping issue to me. Power through!

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    If anyone has too much cocaine and needs some help getting rid of some of the cocaine then it will be a great day for sure.

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    This is the best motivational poster I’ve ever seen.

  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    You know what?! I think I will!

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