I feel this, also if I just can’t squeeze anything out there is this additional awkward thought process.

When do I put it away? Will they know I didn’t pee? Should I shake it to pretend I peed? Oh God there is a child next to me. Now everyone will think I am pretending to pee to see this child’s weiner. I can’t step away now. I’ll just have to wait until the room is empty.

the bathroom never empties out, I die there.