Gonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoGotta shit the right waylemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1276arrow-down115
arrow-up1261arrow-down1imageGotta shit the right waylemmy.worldGonzako@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square55fedilink
minus-squarecobn@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·23 hours agoIncorrect, as you are more valuable when going to the toilet and should position yourself for optimal position to retaliate in case a ninja/pirate/swat bursts into your bathroom. 🚽😅
minus-squareHacksaw@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·13 hours ago“you are more valuable when going to the toilet” is the most mysterious thing I’ve read all week. Why? To whom? What specifically about the toilet? Does my value also increase at urinals? What about if I shit in the woods? So many questions.
minus-squarepastaq@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·9 hours agoPretty sure ‘vulnerable’ was intended.
Incorrect, as you are more valuable when going to the toilet and should position yourself for optimal position to retaliate in case a ninja/pirate/swat bursts into your bathroom.
🚽😅
“you are more valuable when going to the toilet” is the most mysterious thing I’ve read all week.
Why? To whom? What specifically about the toilet? Does my value also increase at urinals? What about if I shit in the woods?
So many questions.
Pretty sure ‘vulnerable’ was intended.