• SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    Too hench for Spartan hoplites, they are lean and trained with intense cardio.

    Spartans were well armed twinks, or some variety of otter?

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      3 days ago

      I’m pretty sure this was gladiator the movie r34 but I wasn’t going for historical accuracy. I guess I’d make a good neocon

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      2 days ago

      As far as I know, Lacedemonian society was homophobic and paranoid. This the holy phalanx of Thebes. The one who beat them so hard, that it has ended their reputation of unbeatable warrior.