did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoreading poetry by the Han River💖lemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1678arrow-down124
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minus-squareNonconfrontational@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoThere once was a man from Nantucket who’s cock was so long he could suck it With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin And said, “if my ear were a removed I could fuck it”
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoThere once was a maid of Madras, Who had a magnificent ass, Not rounded and pink, As you’d possibly think, It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
minus-squareNonconfrontational@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoI like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoThere’s always the less innocent: There once was a man from Madras, Whose bollocks were made out of brass, In inclement weather, He’d rub them together, And lightning came out of his ass.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·2 days ago "if my ear were a removed Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.
minus-squaresem@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoCan we get a [redacted] up in this??
There once was a man from Nantucket
who’s cock was so long he could suck it
With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin
And said, “if my ear were a removed I could fuck it”
There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
There’s always the less innocent:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
He’d rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.
Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.
Can we get a [redacted] up in this??