• MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      8 hours ago

      “Yeah but…I’d be a good Sauron.”

      “That sounds like where Boromir went wrong…”

      “Haha ‘Boromir’ huh? What’s their stock ticker? Maybe I can acquire them too…”

      • pet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.world
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        8 hours ago

        Nah, he straight up said that in Mordor shit worked, while outside it was all “wishy-washy and environmental” (direct quote). Too bad I haven’t saved the link.

        Of course, ‘environmental’ is an insult for someone like that bastard.