The device is weirdly described as involving "mechanical elements that can move on their own" and the Bloomberg report includes the detail that the device is designed to "feel like a companion and become a physical manifestation of OpenAI’s ChatGPT."
I already have a cat.
Hey, at least cats have the decency to be in charging mode 23 hours a day.
Cats don’t learn about you. They learn how to control you. Oh.
Absolutely! I would love to spit up a hairball on your rug.