You gotta clean your floors, you gotta clean your forests… Many, many years of leaves and broken trees, and they’re like, like, so flammable, you touch them and it goes up.
In fact there are many tiny little automated roomba’s roaming around, cleaning up nature as we speak.
And not only are they fully autonomous, they also get their energy by burning the stuff they vacuum up. So you don’t even have to charge them!
You’d think that you can only get these crazy little machines by buying into the monopoly of some insane fascist trillionaire, but no! They multiply themselves! You don’t have to do anything for it!
To be honest, nature hasn’t had a proper clean-up since like forever. It’s about time we sent a couple of roomba’s around.
You gotta clean your floors, you gotta clean your forests… Many, many years of leaves and broken trees, and they’re like, like, so flammable, you touch them and it goes up.
Nature has a way of dealing with that from time to time. Several ways, in fact.
In fact there are many tiny little automated roomba’s roaming around, cleaning up nature as we speak.
And not only are they fully autonomous, they also get their energy by burning the stuff they vacuum up. So you don’t even have to charge them!
You’d think that you can only get these crazy little machines by buying into the monopoly of some insane fascist trillionaire, but no! They multiply themselves! You don’t have to do anything for it!
We are so lucky.
Detritivores are pretty cool.