Look if I build all my settlements on sheep, that’s what the dice are going to roll you hear me RNGesus? Don’t make me bring my handyman up to heaven. He has a nail gun and all kinds of neat power tools to distract RNGesus (carpenters gonna carpent) while I steal some sheep.
Big Trolley propaganda. Note that they only show you the very near future path, and not what’s really ahead.
They promise everything will be like this, but then next thing you know you’re tied to the tracks.
Zoom in. The tracks are just made of laborers.
Live ones or their bones? Because my settlers of Catan strategy feels awfully called out
I was imagining live ones. Bones are probably okay.
Look if I build all my settlements on sheep, that’s what the dice are going to roll you hear me RNGesus? Don’t make me bring my handyman up to heaven. He has a nail gun and all kinds of neat power tools to distract RNGesus (carpenters gonna carpent) while I steal some sheep.