• Gormadt@slrpnk.net
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    2 days ago

    That ain’t no furry’s car, that’s likely (hopefully) someone who made the sticker thinking “bones are associated with dogs, they love bones, swapping a heart out for a bone would be cutsie” (Or maybe it’s someone who’s partner has a dog fursona and they get a chuckle out of the double takes people do when they see it)

    Real furries got bumper stickers like these:

    Make Art No Matter What (Featuring someone's fursona)

    Etsy Link

    You Just Got Passed by a Furry

    Etsy Link

    This Werewolf is Nervous Do Not Approach

    Etsy Link

    I Brake for Werewolves (This one is a little suggestive, still SFW IMO)

    Etsy Link

    I should specify: I have no affiliation with the links in the spoilers, they’re just a (very small) collection of (some) stickers that I’ve seen locally at local furry meetups. I’ve just had them saved for later in case I wanted to buy some lol

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      I’m all for furry bumper stickers, but come on, we can do better than those, surely. I want more knot puns than I see at a boatyard, and lulzy references to how horrible gender neutral language can be ::: spoiler spoiler For those who don’t know:

      • Are you a good boy?

      Are you a good girl?

      Are you a good person? :::

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        2 days ago

        That “Are you a good boy/girl” vs “Are you a good person” one always gets a chuckle out of me lol

        Oh there’s plenty of knotty bumper stickers out there, I just grabbed 4 from the top of my little wishlist lol