Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 1 MonatIn a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands requestlemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1412arrow-down111
arrow-up1401arrow-down1imageIn a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands requestlemmy.worldThemosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 1 Monatmessage-square36fedilink
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62·edit-2vor 1 MonatFuck it. I’m living alone, I like pringles. I’m trying this out tomorrow.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up64·vor 1 MonatThe world is ending you can just buy a toy
minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·vor 1 MonatWhy buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
minus-squarellamapocalypse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·vor 1 MonatWhat a horrible day to be literate
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·vor 1 MonatWell, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·vor 1 MonatA set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
minus-squareosaerisxero@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·vor 1 MonatPlease report back with the results
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·vor 1 MonatMy dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·vor 1 MonatPay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.
Fuck it. I’m living alone, I like pringles. I’m trying this out tomorrow.
The world is ending you can just buy a toy
Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
What a horrible day to be literate
Well, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
Go on…
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Please report back with the results
The cylinder must not be harmed
My dick isn’t big enough to harm a pringles can.
Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.
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