• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Off work late?
    Runny shits but too tired to poop?
    Hold in three colons full of shitwater.
    No corks no tampons
    just hold in three colons full of shitwater
    and then just go to bed
    you certainly will not regret holding in three colons full of shitwater.
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