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minus-squareDa Cap’n@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoUm, how would your brain still live for a few days?
minus-squarediabetic_porcupine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoI have a sleeping disorder. I assume it carries over into the afterlife for a while.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoCan you imagine the heartburn/reflux from all those embalming chemicals? I’m gonna have the urge to poop in the middle of my own funeral, aren’t I?
minus-squarediabetic_porcupine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agothey’re gonna hear me fart
Um, how would your brain still live for a few days?
I have a sleeping disorder. I assume it carries over into the afterlife for a while.
Oooh lol
Can you imagine the heartburn/reflux from all those embalming chemicals?
I’m gonna have the urge to poop in the middle of my own funeral, aren’t I?
they’re gonna hear me fart