is their drive thru shit? when my mother visits in the morning she stops by McDs to grab me a cheap coffee. I keep telling her gas station is good enough (someone bringing you coffee doesn’t have to be fancy, it’s always a sign of love. unless you’re Stevie Ray Vaughan) but she doesn’t want to get out of the car, y’know? i think she likes their breakfast biscuits but i keep telling her to spend a dollar more on one at the good coffee shop because their gouda is

normally i’d be all anti-chain about it, but the dude who owns all the McDs franchises in the county is cool.