Not only did my parents have sex (ew), but also, I didn’t fuckin’ ask to be here. Now I have to do shit like:
Have a job,
Pay bills,
Go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills…
Brush and see a dentist regularly,
Wear pants,
Be anxious, depressed, autistic, and attention insufficient,
Take medications for the above conditions,
Poop,
Pee,
Eat healthy regularly,
Not get fat despite all of the easy to get calorie-dense foods out there,
Schedule checkups with a doctor, and eventually
Die
And society (whatever that is) expects me to have sex and have kids, too! UGH.
Not only did my parents have sex (ew), but also, I didn’t fuckin’ ask to be here. Now I have to do shit like:
And society (whatever that is) expects me to have sex and have kids, too! UGH.
How the hell did all this human form get on my incorporeal essence?
Thanks mom.
I found that not doing #5 also remove 1-3, made me not care about 10-12 and made 8 & 9 hardly noticeable.
Have 2 kids. Double it and pass it on.
Wait 4 kids because you need 2 people to make baby.