ptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1462arrow-down13
arrow-up1459arrow-down1imageTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squarePainInTheAES@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up78·4 days agoIt’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoThat first shart is like a shotgun
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoBird shot super spread
minus-squareflint@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoI was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoThis is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoYou know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoThe cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
That first shart is like a shotgun
You mean a shartgun
I’ll allow it
Bird shot super spread
I was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
Slug or buckshot?
You know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.