• subOrange@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Birthday cards are to be read three times only:

    • Once you get it, pretending you read all of it.
    • Once the party is over and you are ready to throw it into a drawer somewhere.
    • Before throwing it to the bin.

    More than that you are vanity deprived.