Now I want a storry, where Joker is just in love with Harley, so he does all the criminal sh*t just to impress her, cause she kinda insane.
After years he realizes this is unhealthy and just goes and get’s a desk Job and once in a while has beer with bruce and rants about past.





Batman: “Leave me alone, I have to beat up a clown.”
Julie Newmar 😍😍😍
… I would’ve made a terrible Batman. I see why they gave the job to that other guy.
I had never realized how much Halle Berry looks like Zoolander till I saw the third picture.
What is this, a cave for bats?
I just thanked the Lord she didn’t live to see her son as a batmaid.
Batman! (high-pitched cough) Bat-MAN!
bats only have time for his one true love joker
He’s crazy.
But is he stupid?
He jorkle.
When it comes to fighting batman? No.
When it comes to pleasuring Harley? Yes
Yet she’s still into him, so which one is crazier?
Hey it can be both!
are you sure ?
Chasing Batman and being an unhinged little shit goblin is how he landed that
Follow your bliss, kings
Video games are so thirsty now.
At least leave some mysterious triangles!

Did you hear about the nude code? It works, my cousin told me about it.
Joker doesn’t chase Bats.
Joker does his thing and knows Bats will track him.
Joker is the coy maiden, Bats the ardent suitor.
No one’s gonna buy your smutty fanfic!stop shelling it so brazenly!
Chill. I bet he’d send you a free chapter or two if you just asked nicely. 🤞
Maybe chasing Batman is what keeps Harley chasing Joker?
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