Me: You want my help in haunting this conservative suburbia? Take my hand! Let me down there!
It: Well it’s more nuanced than that, for one thing you die,
Me: Bud I’m dead already.
It: Very violently….
Me: thanks for priming me!
It: …fuck off. If you want it, it’s not as tasty. You gotta be afraid of me for this thing to work.
Me: YOU FINICKY CHICKENSHIT!