• guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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    6 hours ago

    My gf and I do this excessively. Any time someone says “no”, it’s always “it’s because you hate me isn’t it”, and often we’ll go much farther than that, “you want me to die and perish in hell where I’ll be tortured for all eternity”

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        It absolutely is. We both know that obviously the other person doesn’t think we hate them, or want them to die, or get swallowed by a beast, but it’s fun when I can make up some silly tragedy for her to wish upon me. “Woooow, so you just hate me, huh, you want me to time travel to the dinosaur times so I can get hit by the asteroid and have my blood splattered across the earth.”

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        I’m serious when I tell my wife: Just roll me into a ditch when I die. You better not spend money on me after I’m dead or I’ll haunt the shit out of you.

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      4 hours ago

      I also do that with my roommate, along with “you must want my undoing” and “you want me to fail at everything in life”