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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Xavier… On LEMMY?!

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    c/fuckxavier

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    lemmyshitpost=facebook

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      You got it completely wrong.

      facebook = lemmy shit post

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      Thanks babe 😘

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    Dude came dressed for the venue. You got married in a suburb’s abandoned cul-de-sac expanded lot. People aren’t going to dress up.

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    AWWW SNAP!

  • rmuk@feddit.uk
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    Honestly I’d be more pissed off by that one who is just looking down at their phone.

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    The red circle and square actually do a lot of work here. I didn’t see him until after reading.

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      One of the few times the red circle was necessary!

    • rowrowrowyourboat@sh.itjust.works
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      Inattentional blindness.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inattentional_blindness

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        lol I was reading over the wiki thinking, oh boy, I’m learning something new and then I thought… wait this sounds like that gorilla walking through the scene video and boom next sentence 😂

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    Thanos at the back

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    If that guy snaps his fingers, the vape shop around the corner is going out of business.

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      spoiler…it’s going out of business anyway.

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    What kind of monster doesn’t wear black shorts and a tuxedo tee to a wedding?

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    I think the location is the worst part tbh

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      Could be outdoors at a church. During covid in Canada, our small town had weddings outside, and our church doubles as a bingo hall and a mosque. In small towns, you make do with whatever real estate works, sort of deal. The outfits are another story though lol

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        A church, bingo hall, and mosque. What a fucking combination.

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          It’s very common, as churches usually don’t use the whole property.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/united-church-sold-ottawa-mosque-1.3591054

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    FUCK XAVIER

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    At least the other dude is in uniform

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    Themu

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    I think they’re worried about the right guy, he looks like Peter Thiel

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