Don’t forget Final Fantasy fans! I’m sure a lot of them would support ‘fucking Cloud’ as well.

I read the top line as ‘tee hee’.

I assume from the fact that the icon looks like a butthole that this is about AI.

Mommy’s Marinara? So close.

If that guy snaps his fingers, the vape shop around the corner is going out of business.

My hat that says ‘SLUDGE’ in a metal band font is just part of my personality! The other half is a Mountain Dew shirt.

Battery eating contest at my place!

I can’t wait for his fight with Fridgeta.

Yeah, I guess. If you’re going to half ass it.

Everyone knows that the rule is you take your age subtract 1, then add .5 and that’s who you can date. Anything more than that .5 is grounds for termination. You know what you need to do.

Simple. The Internet wasn’t invented, it was discovered. ‘Viruses’ have been aware of its existence from the beginning of time even though we so-called ‘humans’ weren’t. Source: You can trust me, dawg.

Right? It seems like they usually show up when there are naked children around.

CES 2026: Meet a handful of excrement!

It’s a good fucking day to have aphantasia!

That’s why I always call it a packet storm. “Girl, I’m about to DDOS that booty.”

I think that’s a reference to the Unabomber.

This lines up with what I’ve been shouting into the void whenever I read a news article. “Where are the fucking adults?!”

I was happy for him for a minute there. Then I realized my dyslexic mistake.

If I was surrounded by violent sexual predators like that, my fight, flight, or freeze would be activated, too.

Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.