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    Right after release, firefighters failed to rescue a woman, Angela Chao, from a cybertruck which rolled into a pond killing her.

    Fun fact, most articles about this appear to have been removed from search indexes, it was difficult to find on both DuckDuckGo and Google, and Google’s AI summary will claim there is no record of a cybertruck killing a billionaire.

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      Not that it was a capable boat in the first place, but I don’t know many boats that function well upside-down.

      Kayaks self correct I suppose

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      no record of a cybertruck killing a billionaire

      That’s because they’re not stupid enough to buy a deathtrap like that, and if a billionaire wants a vehicle that can traverse water they’ll just use a submarine, preferably one made with a carbon fiber hull

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        Angela Chao. Angela Chao was murdered by Elon Musk. The Cybertruck which Angela Chao owned and operated killed her.

        Angela Chao died in her cybertruck. Angela Chao died in her cybertruck. Angela Chao died in her cybertruck.

        Do you need me to say it a few more times for it to pierce your thick skull?

        I am honestly a little upset there is still somebody who thinks being a billionaire implies any minimum level of intelligence. And yes I know about the imploded submarine, but I have to assume you as serious when you don’t annotate sarcasm.

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          Angela Chao was murdered by Elon Musk

          Not liking Musk is all cool and fine, but throwing around wild fucking accusations like this is absolute insanity and you should seriously go outside to touch some grass

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          but i have to assume you as serious when you don’t annotate sarcasm.

          You don’t actually have to do that, you don’t have to do that, you don’t have to do that

          Do you need me to say it a few more times for it to pierce your thick skull?

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          I have no idea who Angela Chao is, but Elon Musks cybertruck killed her