Edit to add this
Can’t help but notice that the pattern here is that it shows what happens to the hero when exposed to their weakness. Which implies that your weakness is not butts but instead tights.
Yes!, zebras!
Just this post has made me weak.
Quit trying to turn me on
🤢
Dont make me horny from a shitpost page
You must be new here!
Horny on main is standard.
Thicc Betelgeuse
Well, she is some 640-760 times thiccer than the Sun
Closing my eyes real tight and crossing my fingers…
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
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Michael Keaton filled out the Batman suit tout suite, so…
Wait that was fucking Michael Keaton??? You just broke my genz brain
Edit: holy shit that was michael keaton https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094721/
You a potato?
Yes
Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.
Dream guy
Photo from like a decade ago, homeboy probably has kids and/or is dead now.
“The real shitpost is always in the comments”
😉😜😘😉
The best shitposts speak to our souls
Yeah, and if you look closely, you can also see some drawings of ancient heroes.
Half the ancient wars were started for the last panel.
Helen of sparta confirmed thicc af
Black and white stripes on the rear half of the body? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS IS AN OKAPI?
Nah, I think it’s a colorblind wasp.
There’s a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king’s weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king’s out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).
I’m just honored to be called a legend by a shitpost.
I got your back bud
😘
Huh. Good use of spandex with vertical stripes.
I’m so lonely
Sorry to hear that bud
