• lime!@feddit.nu
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    9 hours ago

    “for financial services, press one. for technical support, press two. for goblins, press three. for repairs, press four.”

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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      8 hours ago

      You forgot the mandatory lead message. “Please listen closely as our menu options have changed.” No, they haven’t. Ever.

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        2 hours ago

        Also the standard “outdated message you have to listen to twice in entirety despite it not applying to you,” like “Please note, starting June 1, 2021 as a result of the Covid 19 Virus we will be starting social practicing guidelines in our offices” and they repeat a number twice for curbside that hasn’t existed in half a decade.

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      9 hours ago

      Thanks! I just thought that’s some non-existent thing, which Microsoft invented and nobody needs it ever. Well, that’s not far from your point, I guess. But still. Didn’t know that’s called a phone tree!