• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    the ones i got were all straight, but maybe they gave me different ones because they knew i was aiming for my bootyhole. i’ve used those electric portable bidets and they just… well they didn’t have the pressure to deal with my leavings. i’d have to refill them twice. one or two good skooshes from a peri bottle and i’m clean as the day the doctor made me