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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

I think my search is finally over!

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I think my search is finally over!

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m getting old…

    I read “my girl” and initially assumed he meant “my daughter” XD

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      You’re also either Polish or just very millenial

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    World needs more innocent guys like u ❤️🤣

  • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    I hope they made out and jacked eachother off in the closet, otherwise I don’t think the friendship will last.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      Suddenly poly

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      He seemed interested, but he was still in the closet, you know, and just wouldn’t come out.

      • just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        But he would be gay about the situation if it happened

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      He was being a dick. He wouldn’t let me have a turn in the closet. I had to fuck the girl myself it was so exhausting.

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      wouldn’t they need to come out of the closet first? at least to each other.

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    It is obvious the closet dude didn’t cheat on your girl, he’s gay, sad that he still in the closet.

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    lol you don’t need women to make friends with other guys

    • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
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      How else are you supposed to meet them? I always file my requisition forms through certified intermediaries.

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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        The proposals were on display at the local planning office on Alpha Centauri for 50 Earth years!

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          Beware of the leopard.

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        I always meet my friends through my local sex offender database :D

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      Just a dog.

      Or Grindr.

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      Okay but if you stick to metamours you know you’ll always have some likes in common and stuff to talk/conspire about its a valid friend making tool

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        It’s a valid friend making tool, but men also rely heavily on their women partners for socialization. There should be a balance.

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          That’s really valid I don’t think I interact with any straight or cis men on a regular basis so I forget how weird and bad they are

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    1. is so you don’t piss all over the seat
    2. is so you watch the game and shut the fuck up
    3. Why do you look in her closet?
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      3.for friends. you never read Narnia?

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        I’m in it to meet Mr. Tumnus and the Turkish delights.

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    Giggidy

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      Goo

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    Her name? Ophelia

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