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    I’d believe this photo to be real if it wasn’t posted here, that’s how ridiculous this pedophile is… It also would not surprise me one bit if the pedophile sold US to China if he hasn’t already, and if he did, announced it proudly and his base would still be like “ohhh it’s all part of his plan, I mean I trust him… we need to be ran like a business, sometimes you gotta sell to a different company to make things better.” That’s how fucking dumb they are.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldOP
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      Who Is With Trump?

      Jensen Huang, Nvidia
      Tim Cook, Apple
      Elon Musk, Tesla/SpaceX
      David Solomon, Goldman Sachs
      Kelly Ortberg, Boeing
      Brian Sikes, Cargill
      Cristiano Amon, Qualcomm
      Steven Schwarzman, Blackstone
      Larry Fink, BlackRock
      Jane Fraser, Citi
      Jim Anderson, Coherent
      Henry Lawrence Culp, GE Aerospace
      Jacob Thaysen, Illumina
      Michael Miebach, Mastercard
      Dina Powell McCormick, Meta
      Sanjay Mehrotra, Micron
      Ryan McInerney, Visa
      Chuck Robbins, Cisco (was invited but will not attend because of the company’s earnings this week, Cisco said Monday)
      

      Maybe if Putin was running a Fortune 500 US-based mega-corp.