CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours agoI only date virginslemmy.worldimagemessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1439arrow-down19
arrow-up1430arrow-down1imageI only date virginslemmy.worldCultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours agomessage-square52fedilink
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up32·edit-26 hours agoThe virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum?
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 hours agoThe old “saving up for marriage”
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·5 hours agoI imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 hours ago it probably turns to curd or cheese Ah, that’s what that is. I think mine is leaking
minus-squareShellofbiomatter@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoNo worries, that can be used instead of butter to make sandwiches
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoIs dick polymer biodegradable? If so, maybe we can tackle the whole microplastic issue as well!
minus-squareRogueBanana@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 hours agoWhat’s the expiration period on that?
The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum?
The old “saving up for marriage”
I imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
Ah, that’s what that is. I think mine is leaking
No worries, that can be used instead of butter to make sandwiches
Is dick polymer biodegradable? If so, maybe we can tackle the whole microplastic issue as well!
What’s the expiration period on that?