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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Put tha lime in tha coconut

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Put tha lime in tha coconut

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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    I remember the other version, goes something like this…

    ‘You put your nut in the coconut, until you wake the maggots up. When the maggots tickle your butt, you drink it all up…’

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      Hey you owe me royalties I’ll be waiting for the check.

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        No no, I saw your version, it clearly said…

        ‘You put the coconut in your butt and let the maggots mix the cum up’

        Totally different tune my dude, but good luck with it… 🤞

        😂🤣

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          I’ll see you in court.

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            I’m not just a hobbyist fartographer, I’m also licensed as a court fartographer. I’ll be listening closely to the two of you…

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              I hate this entire conversation but I love that your usernames fit so well.

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