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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

It has what kids want

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It has what kids want

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago
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  • notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip
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    Wait is that why he talks like that tho?!

    He was born during the time when conventional wisdom for expectant mothers’ concerns about weight was a simple recommendation for increased cigarette consumption.

    • chaogomu@lemmy.world
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      He fried his brain on drugs. Also eating roadkill and bush meat.

      When he was a teenager/young adult he was the drug dealer to his family and caused one cousin to lethally OD.

      The guy has been a shitbag all his life.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      If I’d lived through that time, maybe I’d have a later-in-life obsession about fixing my health too. Hopefully I wouldn’t swear off vaccines and chug methylene blue though.

      • notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip
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        I mean, you’re not wrong. And I don’t blame people looking for affordable answers in a system that bankrupts the sick…

        However I do blame clown leadership and those that profit and gain power from said people, and this cow pie looking mfer is climbing to the top of that list.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Skip the reds, straight for the raccoon penis

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      FDA approves RaccoonPeen™ for every disease.

      Ask your doctor if RaccoonPeen™ is right for you.

  • VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    We all know that you read it in his voice

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      yes and it fricking hurt!

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      Oof ouch my sanity

  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    It’s time for a healthy shakin’

  • BigBrownDog@lemmy.world
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    I give my kids a spoonful of Vaseline everyday to keep them greased up.

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      My old cat was crazy about Vaseline, I had to fight him off whenever I opened the jar.
      I’ve never seen him that enthusiastic about anything else. He was like some kind of Vaseline junky.

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      I hope they’ve grown a bit because you should only be feeding babies baby oil.

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        Only after they’ve had their baby powder for breakfast.

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      they swallow it, or the hard way?

      Robert Chesebrough, the inventor of Vaseline, famously claimed to eat a spoonful every day and lived to be 96.

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        Exactly. It’s called the Cheesebro method.

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