Aint that just precum?
I am just imagining a dude so obese, he pisses pure butter and shits chocolate fudge. Making them cum means getting a hot shot of Cinnabon icing on your face. The most delicious man you’ll ever fuck.
Sir, your lemmy privileges have been irrevocably rescinded for one week for writing that comment.
Amazing post, just sent this to My beloved
You really can tell Violet’s posts the moment you see them, can’t you?
Of all the days I chose to be literate, I choose this.
Both a curse and blessing from the mad gods.
Don’t blame old uncle Sheo for this degeneracy.
You call it degeneracy, we call it a Monday
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Eh it’s just a lil salty, luckily it doesn’t taste like larger quantities of piss. Pretty inoffensive.
Yeah, I can’t believe im saying this but a little piss is really not that big of a deal… If you’ve ever sucked dick before you probably have had piss in your mouth even if you didn’t realize it… I mean, I’m not into piss, like, at all. So I prefer to not really think about it but… Here we are.
Yeah, someone was getting a new mattress once, and I knew another person who wanted to try watersports really really badly … I always said I’d try anything once, so I put the ingredients together and we just went for it.
It was fun for maybe 10 seconds. After 5 minutes I just couldn’t get over the smell and called a halt to it all … when it’s all over you it makes it worse. Texture was interesting though, I thought it’d be like water but it’s way more slippery.
Anyway, long story short, in very small quantities it’s not unpleasant … more than a few drops is nasty though IMO.
Alright. I just opened the app
Never change violet08
The amount of willpower it’s taking to not hit the block button is a level I didn’t even know I had.
Violet08 is one of the few accounts keeping this place alive.
Morbid curiosity keeps the internet going
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Glad to hear you’re enjoying yourself dear, please be safe.
What… did I just read?
Everybody clap for Seth here! Just read for the first time!
😂 Oh… my god
