Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours agoMake em crylemmy.worldimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1210arrow-down10
arrow-up1210arrow-down1imageMake em crylemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours agomessage-square3fedilink
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 hours agoMy favorite way to make them cry is to stuff a cocktail onion in my foreskin before my neighbor’s great aunt goes down on me in the McDonald’s parking lot and then SURPRISE!
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoWho would cry about a free cocktail onion?
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoYou’d be surprised at the shit people cry about. Free foreskin onions, hotdog and coconut salad, masonry paint on cars, dead children…etc.
My favorite way to make them cry is to stuff a cocktail onion in my foreskin before my neighbor’s great aunt goes down on me in the McDonald’s parking lot and then SURPRISE!
Who would cry about a free cocktail onion?
You’d be surprised at the shit people cry about. Free foreskin onions, hotdog and coconut salad, masonry paint on cars, dead children…etc.