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Odds are rising of someone orchestrating a “My Penis” post in response to this post. Something like:
My Penis: ‘lil Smokey on a toothpick.
Also my Penis: German Bratwurst mit Brötchen.
Whoops. Guilty.
Guilty would imply wrongdoing. Yours was the best possible version!
My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV