restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours agoFuturequokk.auimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1470arrow-down139
arrow-up1431arrow-down1imageFuturequokk.aurestingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours agomessage-square66fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60·edit-228 minutes ago1980: “I bet there will be flying cars in the future!” 2026: “Oh…nonononononono. That would be far too dangerous. Not after 9/11.” 80: “9/11?” 26: “Yeah, they flew a bunch of planes into buildings, and blew up the pentagon, and the world trade center buildings, and an empty field in PA.” 80: “Why would they blow up an empty field?” 26: “Because those men and women inside that plane are HEROS!” 80: “I don’t understand…” 2020: “Hey guys!” 26: “Oh god! 1980, put this mask on. 2020 is here.” 80: “I don’t understand whats going on…” 2012 2016: "I just shot a gorilla, and altered the future! 20 and 26: “FUCK OFF 2012 2016!!!”
minus-squareergonomic_importer@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down1·4 hours agoHarambe was in 2016, unless you’re from the alternate timeline where the event actually happened in 2012.
minus-squareAlwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 hours agoHarambes demise was fortold by the Mayans.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 hours ago…ok, either you somehow have the ability to alter google results before I search for them, or this is some Bearenstein Bears Bullshit! I SWEAR it was in 2012…wait, was Kony 2012 not in 2012? I remember them both happening in the same summer.
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 hours agoMe after 9/11/2001 seeing all the American flags being waved, reminiscent of Nazi Germany: “I sure hope this doesn’t lead where it looks like it could lead…” Later: “Fuck.”
1980: “I bet there will be flying cars in the future!”
2026: “Oh…nonononononono. That would be far too dangerous. Not after 9/11.”
80: “9/11?”
26: “Yeah, they flew a bunch of planes into buildings, and blew up the pentagon, and the world trade center buildings, and an empty field in PA.”
80: “Why would they blow up an empty field?”
26: “Because those men and women inside that plane are HEROS!”
80: “I don’t understand…”
2020: “Hey guys!”
26: “Oh god! 1980, put this mask on. 2020 is here.”
80: “I don’t understand whats going on…”
20122016: "I just shot a gorilla, and altered the future!20 and 26: “FUCK OFF
20122016!!!”Harambe was in 2016, unless you’re from the alternate timeline where the event actually happened in 2012.
Harambes demise was fortold by the Mayans.
…ok, either you somehow have the ability to alter google results before I search for them, or this is some Bearenstein Bears Bullshit!
I SWEAR it was in 2012…wait, was Kony 2012 not in 2012? I remember them both happening in the same summer.
Me after 9/11/2001 seeing all the American flags being waved, reminiscent of Nazi Germany: “I sure hope this doesn’t lead where it looks like it could lead…”
Later: “Fuck.”