• r00ty@kbin.life
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    Well it’s also. Windows XP. There’s updates. Install them when you want to. Windows 10: There’s updates, install them soon unless it’s pro then install them when you want. Windows 11: Please install your updates, you have twenty seconds to comply. Windows 12: What’s that, you were in the middle of editing a file with 8 hours worth of edits? Tough I’m rebooting now bitch.

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      Windows 10: There’s updates, install them soon

      or we will incrementally slow your machine down.

      Anyone else notice this when waiting 3 weeks to let win 10 update? Every time I’d get updates I would wait, reboot several times but not install the pending update, then after finally installing it the machine would “magically” get faster

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      But that’s just the updates Microslop wants tested in production. To get the security updates for this month’s Windows 12 0-day 0 privilege Vulnerability please renew your $12.99 monthly update subscription (minimum term 60 months).

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        Also, please provide your state issued ID citizen.

        We must know your personal information and home address in order to allow you to edit this spreadsheet.