Is the hairstyle a regulation?
I think its meant to be functional?
Cool fact many modern “Amish” use their religion/appearance just to sell you shit at expensive prices.
They don’t actually follow the Amish teachings any more. It’s about 90% loopholes and excuses for why they can use modern things. I.E. they are perfect modern capitalists.
The only word I can think of is Jebediah. Because it feels like all their names are Jebediah.
Nice activity for when you go with the mennonite out
At first I thought the shade of the streetlamp in the background was the ball
“Amish shwinging your mother, Trebek.”
Those haircuts are tragic

I don’t think they are that bad.
After raising a barn, Brother Lazarus raised the roof.
Is that a cell phone in this mf’s pocket?
No, it’s just that long! 😳
(not sure why you are being downvoted btw)
Probably OP but who knows
Will!
Great audition, Mr. Tyson! Now, here’s a tongue twister for you Mike. Say “six thick thistle sticks” six times fast.
Seems like it would be hot playing in those pants and boots



