Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square105linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1image"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"lemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square105linkfedilink
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoAnd chill and decant if they’re fancy. Protip, boxed wine doesn’t have a cork, so they can’t charge you for de-corking it.
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoThat’s where the little known “goon bag” fee comes in.
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoThe absolute BALLS you need to go into a place that likely has a dress code and slam a box of wine on the table when they ask what you’d like to drink.
minus-squarefyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoI’m in, there’s some under rated box wines out there.
minus-squareA_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoI almost want to do it now. Not even use a glass, just hoist the bitch up above my head and drink right from the spout.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoNo need to be uncivilized. Bring your finest solo cups.
And chill and decant if they’re fancy.
Protip, boxed wine doesn’t have a cork, so they can’t charge you for de-corking it.
That’s where the little known “goon bag” fee comes in.
The absolute BALLS you need to go into a place that likely has a dress code and slam a box of wine on the table when they ask what you’d like to drink.
I’m in, there’s some under rated box wines out there.
I almost want to do it now.
Not even use a glass, just hoist the bitch up above my head and drink right from the spout.
No need to be uncivilized. Bring your finest solo cups.