Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoBoomlemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1722arrow-down114
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minus-squareRooskie91@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up58·1 day agoRain happens without thunder all the time tho
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 day agoAre you gonna argue with a pants shitter?
minus-squarediabetic_porcupine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoIf you don’t argue with pant shitters then who do you argue with??
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·21 hours agoI’m gonna make eye contact and shit louder, with DETERMINATION
minus-squareFreshLight@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 hours agoAll I see is two pants shitters
minus-squarePope-King Joe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·20 hours agoGotta establish dominance.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·18 hours agoOhh no, you don’t want to start a shit off!
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·16 hours ago with DETERMINATION “I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THERE’S SHIT IN MY PANTS!” -pats approvingly-
minus-squareFrChazzz@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·17 hours agoLook at this guy, calling bullshit on Fleetwood Mac
minus-squareAcid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 hours agoHey now, Fleetwood Mac said thunder only happens when it’s raining. That means it can rain without thunder, but can’t thunder without rain.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·23 hours agoI also frequently piss without shitting myself, yet here we are.
minus-squareAcid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 hours agoBut do you ever shit without pissing? Maybe that’s what Fleetwood Mac meant?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoFridays I’ve got traffic on my mind?
minus-squareDon't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·23 hours agoI also sometimes piss without shitting myself.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 hours agoWhat do you do when you’re at sea?
minus-squareprotist@retrofed.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoNot for the guy at the urinal next to you
Rain happens without thunder all the time tho
Are you gonna argue with a pants shitter?
If you don’t argue with pant shitters then who do you argue with??
I’m gonna make eye contact and shit louder, with DETERMINATION
All I see is two pants shitters
Gotta establish dominance.
Re-establish, you mean
Ohh no, you don’t want to start a shit off!
Shit up or shit out
“I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THERE’S SHIT IN MY PANTS!”
-pats approvingly-
Look at this guy, calling bullshit on Fleetwood Mac
Hey now, Fleetwood Mac said thunder only happens when it’s raining. That means it can rain without thunder, but can’t thunder without rain.
I also frequently piss without shitting myself, yet here we are.
But do you ever shit without pissing? Maybe that’s what Fleetwood Mac meant?
Fridays I’ve got traffic on my mind?
I also sometimes piss without shitting myself.
Why?
Incontinence.
What do you do when you’re at sea?
Not for the guy at the urinal next to you