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        Huh no, not even a little. Spent two months in the hospital. And they cut big chunk out of me. Apparently it was from and infected spider bite, but this woman wanted me to shave down there and I did. Got a nic doing so. And was working on a horse ranch at the time. I think that’s how I got infected and ended up with my thigh sweeling up.

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          So you got an infection from shaving, nicking yourself, and getting horseshit on it… the craigslist hookup was merely adjacent to the thing that landed you in the hospital.

          Your original comment made it sound like you got catphished and beaten…

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            Yeah well I wouldn’t have had that happen if I didn’t hook up with someone on Craigslist. Wasn’t even that great of sex.

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              You could’ve met them at the library and the result would’ve been the same if they asked you to shave. Doesn’t matter how the sex was.

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                don’t be too hard on them. they’re so dumb they got horseshit on their open festering wound of a dick and can’t understand why it’s not anyone’s fault but their own.

                dude probably votes republican.

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                  One never got near my dick, two don’t anyone especially her. Third I fucking socialist, I am closer to be a communist then ever being a Republican. So fuck off asshole.

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                    I mean, brother. Your story is confusing.

                    This is what I’m reading and please don’t get mad at me

                    1. You found a hookup on Craig
                    2. She asked you to shave “down there” Now I’m no scientist or English scholar, but down there to means your pubic area, your dick balls and or ass and asshole.
                    3. You got a cut while shaving (rookie move bro, gotta use good cream and take it easy.)
                    4. You had sex
                    5. You went to work at a ranch around horse shit. Even if you didn’t get it directly on your private area, I’m sure it was on your pants. Which shit is wet and will soak through.
                    6. You didn’t fully clean yourself or sanitize your cut after a job like that. Hell if I have a cut on my private area I put alcohol on it even if I haven’t done anything that day. You know how sweaty our balls get bro? C’mon this is shit I learned in high-school when I got my first basically rash cause I sweated so much from football. I keep my shit dry and clean now.
                    7. You got an infection and went to doctors who then told you what caused it. But either it was a spider bite, the horse shit or the sex with the person? Which the later one, the sex, doesn’t seem like it to me.

                    It’s kinda confusing as to what happened to you my friend. Maybe try reexplaining it?