my cat doesn’t exchange sex, she exchanges pets and cuddles for treats and we call her a treatstitute when she’s getting really beggy.
the most ancient profession in italy
I would never trade my virtue for mere pasta.
There’d better be some fuckin’ garlic bread or focaccia on the table, too!
Oh, I’m not in /c/dadjokes
Who?
c
c/dad
!c/dadjokes
i’m not sure if any of those are actual links but i don’t careWhat do you mean
i have spent too much time in my wife’s toddler classroom
see spot run type books in thereWhose spot
? i read to the kids and teach music. i’m not sure what you’re asking.
How can you read
I hustle my skills at recovering furniture. I’m an upholstwhore.
Pasta is love so it was a fair exchange.
Even worse, she is a…dad.
pasdadution
Your mom is weird.
11/10
Penne pasta
laughs in Spanish
laughs in cavatappi
I picked up a pastatute in my cah in Boston
