Ah, you’re young enough that language was developed “back in your day.”
I had to shit in my hand and throw it at someone if I wanted to show displasure at someone. Fancy words and carving hadn’t been invented yet. You want to go insult thaag, hope you had plenty of fiber the night before…
The old delivery method for these kinds of ominous threatening notes was tied to a rock. This is new.
I believe the classical interpretation is to nail your 95 complaints to the door with a dagger.
Pfff… You kids and your modern day doodads.
Baaaaack in my day, we would carve words into a flat rock and hurl it into the hut of our enemy.
Ah, you’re young enough that language was developed “back in your day.”
I had to shit in my hand and throw it at someone if I wanted to show displasure at someone. Fancy words and carving hadn’t been invented yet. You want to go insult thaag, hope you had plenty of fiber the night before…
Isn’t a bullet basically a very fast little rock if you think about it?
Shooty pebbles.
Better than Shoot Loops.
They’re bad for your teeth and no one needs that much food coloring.
Now just have to figure how how to tie tiny notes to the bullets