Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.
They don’t let you buy stuff from the DIY store if you’re not manly enough
Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.