The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours agoIt's totally healthy and safelemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1529arrow-down11
arrow-up1528arrow-down1imageIt's totally healthy and safelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareČauky Mňauky@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·20 hours ago“Mom, you told me all women have pubes.”
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 hours agoOnly a Sith speaks in absolutes.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 hours agoMom, who is Mr Hands?
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·17 hours agoYou got that backwards. “Mom doesn’t know what an anal prolapse is.”
mom, what’s an anal prolapse?
“Just google it”
“Mom, you told me all women have pubes.”
Only a Sith speaks in absolutes.
Mom, who is Mr Hands?
You got that backwards. “Mom doesn’t know what an anal prolapse is.”
“Hah fkn n00b.”