• TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    7 hours ago

    Don’t even need to steal it, just gotta show the staff your fidget spinner tits and they get so amazed that they give you everything for free. I’ve been doing it since 2019

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      7 hours ago

      Wait. Am I replacing my tits with fidget spinners, or am I supposed to be affixing fidget spinners to my tits?

      • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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        7 hours ago

        Born that way, your mother would have had to use fidget spinners as utensils the entire time she was pregnant. For every single meal.

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          6 hours ago

          Wait, were you born that way or are you talking about them? I am weirdly invested but confused.

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            6 hours ago

            I was born that way but my mom slipped up and used a fork once when pregnant with my sister and she was cursed with normal human tits, and no one has ever gotten anything for free with those.