Women don’t want you to be mysterious, they want a dick (or strapon) made of chocolate that ejaculates money. Hell, I want a dick or strapon made of chocolate that ejaculates money, and I’m a dog!
Oh, shit, I wasn’t supposed to let ya’ll know dogs can get on the internet.
Women don’t want you to be mysterious, they want a dick (or strapon) made of chocolate that ejaculates money. Hell, I want a dick or strapon made of chocolate that ejaculates money, and I’m a dog!
Oh, shit, I wasn’t supposed to let ya’ll know dogs can get on the internet.
Dogs shouldn’t eat chocolate! Bad dog
It’s okay, it’s likely going to be hershey’s milk chocolate, so I’d have to eat a person sized chunk to even notice the cacao.
on the internet nobody knows you’re a dog
I thought it was assumed we were all dogs, so it didnt matter anymore.