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shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

Today is the day

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Today is the day

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shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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  • Krudler@lemmy.world
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    Chuck Norris is an asshole

    https://youtu.be/1pnFg0Sp2Xw

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  • ClownStatue@piefed.social
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    Yup

  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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      Just send this meme to my group of friends chat and just now they discovered that he was a piece of shit.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    Barrens Chat must be fucking nuts right now…

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    Memes always move faster than news

    • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      I get at least half of my breaking news in meme form

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        Woah me too. This is the first I’ve heard of his death. Yesterday I swear I saw a news article something about he was in Hawaii and was rushed to the hospital for some reason.

        • Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I saw that, too

          The article I read said he bounced back and was fine. That aged poorly

          • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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            Did it have time to age?

            • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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              About 16 hours.

              • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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                That’s good for a chili.

    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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      Yeah

      Wait…

      Oh :(

  • NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip
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    That nazi can rest in piss

    • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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      At least now he’s one of the good ones

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      Nazi?

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        Norris and his wife, Gena, appeared in a 2012 political ad warning that if President Barack Obama was reelected, it would lead the country down a path of “1,000 years of darkness”.

        Endorsement of Roy Moore: In 2017, Norris endorsed Roy Moore in the Alabama Senate race, standing by him despite serious allegations of sexual misconduct against Moore.

        Support for Ted Cruz and Conspiracy Fears: In 2015, Norris expressed fear that the federal government was planning a takeover of Texas, calling on officials to investigate the “Jade Helm 15” military exercise.

        Opposition to Evolution: Norris has openly spoken against the teaching of evolution, arguing for the teaching of creationism in schools.

        Political Shift: Norris stated in 2014 that he was once a Democrat but switched to the Republican Party because he believed the Democratic Party had moved too far to the left.

        Norris has continued to voice his political opinions through a regular column for WorldNetDaily, a right-wing media website.

        • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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          God damnit.

          1000 years of darkness? Fuck.

          • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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            So we only have another 994 years to go?

            I decided 2020 would be a good start date, but if we wanted to go back to 2016 I wouldn’t argue

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              Really can’t argue with the fact that they have been getting steadily worse these last few years.

          • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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            Well, now he is in his own.

      • nukeforyou@lemmy.zip
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        y’all qaeda

        • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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          Damnit.

          All he had to do was nothing.

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        magat christian fundy. ftg!

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    Tap for spoiler

    Nope! Just Chuck Testa

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    chuck norris sucks. bye bitch.

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    Yeah, of course this is how I find out.

    • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
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      Same

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        It’s strange how celebrities always die when I’m on the toilet.

        Here’s one for you Turd Norris.

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    The only power that could have saved us from this is the Chuck Norris himself. But he’s dead.

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    Yay one less nazi! FTG!

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    @[email protected] @[email protected]

    Quotting my own microblogging post from minutes ago when I learned about the death:

    Year’s 2026. Chuck Norris, yes, that Chuck Norris, just died. Chuck Norris, the Chuck Norris, died, could you imagine it? Yeah, welcome to 2026. It’s still March… Miss 2020 already? You should!

    Person was a fash, but to me art isn’t the artist, so when it comes to the fictional , “invincible” character, it’s quite a symbolical death… Are y’all ready for the remaining of 2026? It sure gonna be M.A.D. (not just “mad”)!

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    I plan to celebrate when Trump dies. This man was no better. Good riddance.

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    One of the seals holding the old reality together while the new one develops, Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White have all departed the coil. Once Harvey Keitel decides his time is up the world will complete its metamorphosis into a a brave new utopia

    • PacMan@sh.itjust.works
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      You forgot one

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        He was the herald to mark the beginning but not one of the seals

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      Harambe, Bowie, Prince, Robin Williams, Chuck Norris, and Betty White

      Whoa, one of them is not like the others.

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        Are you talking about the gorilla, the asshole fuck ass conservative, or Betty White?

        Norris sucked as person a lot as he was an asshole Texas macho conservative, and at the same time Bowie and Prince are almost guaranteed to have done sex crimes in some capacity.

        His shittiness doesn’t change the fact that he was part of the prophecy!

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          Ok, but no “dick out for ‘asshole fuck ass’” (like we did for Betty) this time, OK?

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            I wouldn’t dream of it!

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      Well, the churn has started…

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