I’m in the process of buying a new house. So I was looking at one last week, and the smoke detector just kept chirping.

And I was just about to say “Did you know there’s actually two types of these?”

And just as I was about to say that, I got sad in realizing that I’d then be obligated to elaborate, and now I’m spending 45 minutes talking about a topic that neither of us wants being discussed right now.

But it was in my head at that moment.