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minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoYou’re allowed to have sex before marriage if your fellow Jehova’s Witnesses jump up and down on the bed and your genitals accidentally fit together.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days ago Jehova’s Witnesses thought this was mormons…?
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoSame difference, innit?
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agodifferent lyrics but similar tunes
minus-squareNomorereddit@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoWhat about a friendly prostate exam among friends?
minus-squareforwhomthecattolls@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoall clear, bible never said you can’t finger blast the homies a little
minus-squareNomorereddit@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoI was raised catholic, and all i can say is how often I heard the priests say: “let us prey.”
You’re allowed to have sex before marriage if your fellow Jehova’s Witnesses jump up and down on the bed and your genitals accidentally fit together.
thought this was mormons…?
Same difference, innit?
different lyrics but similar tunes
What about a friendly prostate exam among friends?
all clear, bible never said you can’t finger blast the homies a little
I was raised catholic, and all i can say is how often I heard the priests say: “let us prey.”
Settle down Kurp
Just soaking it all in
You uh got any links?