How do you catch a wild pig? (i dont remember the source)

1. Day one: leave some rotten apples on the ground.
2. Day two: Lay some fencing on one side and leave some rotton apples out.
3. Day three, four and five: add more fencing everyday, but just leave it lying on the ground, keep leaving out apples.
4. Day six, seven, and eight: leave out apples and stand up the fences one side per day until only the gate is left.
5. Day 9: Install the gate, when the pig walks in, slam it shut.
6. Day 10: Eat schnitzel and/or bacon

We are the pig and they’re already standing up the fences!!!